Thursday, February 21, 2008
Aliens Among Us.
Aliens are among us. This is obviously true. Even though we haven't been able to prove their existence, they are still here. Afterall, scientists admit that we haven't even discovered 1% of the life on our planet, what makes them think that is doesn't exist off our planet? Aliens are always depicted as being evil strip mining bug guys, and who else was evil? Nazis were evil, therefor the aliens must obviously be allied with the Nazis. Anyone who says that aliens don't exist, are also people who say things like the moon landing was faked. These people are un-American, and should be thrown out of the country. Why is this un-American, well to get to that point, you need to realize that movies like Independence Day and War of the Worlds are actually true! These things do happen all over the world. Anyone who thinks that this sort of thing doesn't happen, is going to be in for a big surprise when the aliens invade, and they are enslaved. If they had been prepared, then that wouldn't have happened. And who else wasn't prepared for his enemies? Hitler! If you believe that aliens are not coming, then you are obviously some sort of Hitler-incarnate. As someone who has read alot of science fiction, you should believe me when I say the aliens are coming!
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5 comments:
Ah ha, I spotted one; you used the red herring fallacy.
You poisoned the well by saying anyone who doesn't believe in aliens is un-american and then later on they are some Hitler-incarnate.
You did a good job of hiding your fallacies. You did however use the false analogy fallacy.
False Authority: Reading Sci-Fi doesn't make you an expert on aliens, it may make you an expert on cool though...
I liked your hasty generalization about the Nazis and aliens being evil.
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