My opponent is a liar, he has given you all these reasons why basketball is better than football but in fact he played only football all through High School. He has no idea what he is talking about because he has never picked up a basketball in his whole life. Once you start thinking that basketball is better than football you will continue to lose interest in all sports and slowly not enjoy any fun in your life because you will not know what to do with yourself because you can't enjoy sports anymore. If you don't start watching football games all of the college football players will quit and then you will have no choice but to watch lesser sports. Watching football brings happiness into your life. Will Smith started watching football on a regular basis and he recorded a 50% increase of happiness in his daily life, so will you. If you watch football on a regular basis you will have an increase of at least 50% if not more happiness. Football is better than basketball because the first time I went to a basketball game I got this heat rash that covered my whole body and I had to go to the hospital and get it removed, now every time I go to a basketball game I will get a rash so I would just rather not risk it, and you shouldn't either. Football is better than basketball in every aspect, so I would encourage you to watch football on a regular basis and forget about basketball, it's just not as interesting.
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Ah ha, I found one; you are poisoning the well!
The Post Hoc about the rash is amusing.
I like the slippery slope about not knowing what to do with yourself because you can't enjoy sports anymore.
Threat: All the football players will quit if you don't watch football.
It's a hasty generalization to say that our happiness will increase by watching football just because Will Smith said his would.
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