Friday, February 22, 2008
Get Married Soon!!
Yes, there is not enough parking at BYU, but first, let me tell you about the marriage situation at this university. As a freshmen female student at Brigham Young University, I am clearly an expert on marriage. Basically everyone at this university gets married within their first two years attending here, so you should get married really soon also. Getting married early and bringing your babies to class with you is the only way to truly be happy and content at this educational institution. The best way to accomplish this is by going bowling on a first date; the couples that I know that have been married recently all went bowling on their first dates. Therefore, if you go bowling on a first date you will be married to that person with in the next six months. If a girl does not get married within her first two years at BYU, she will never get married and will graduate lonely and bitter and will eventually be an old lady who only lives with cats.
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8 comments:
I really liked your use of red herring. I thought it was creative.
I like your bandwagon appeal but I must say that the slippery slope toward being the old cat lady was the best part of you argument. You did a good job of making the slippery slope dramatic and fear inflicting. Awesome!
Good work using false authority.
I love your topic. So relevant to byu and i love the bandwagon appeal. Its so true everyone is doing it.
The use of Red Herring was good. You started talking about parking but then switched to marriage.
HAHA- great job! I love your sarcasm!
Really good topic haha. I liked your hasty generalization when you said that if you're not married in your first two years here then you will never get married. This is a very hasty generalization. Good job with this.
"The best way to accomplish this is by going bowling on a first date; the couples that I know that have been married recently all went bowling on their first dates." This was a good example of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
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