For decades, the battle for who the true King of Late Night television is has raged on. There have been many hosts that have come and gone but only one is loved by everyone and is here to stay: Conan O'Brien. Conan is the funniest person that has ever lived and is the true King of Late Night Television. As an avid video game player, I know what is and what is not funny, and my friends, Conan is funny and I will tell you why.
Unlike his NBC counterpart Jay Leno, Conan doesn't make children cry at the shear sound of him. Also, Conan is Irish so he is really funny; he also has red hair so he is honest and charismatic. I once knew a guy who was tall and skinny just like Conan is and that guy was really funny, therefore tall and skinny people (like Conan) are all really funny. This is why you all should watch Conan instead of the other Late Night fools.
Some of you may not give heed to my words and will go watch some person like Leno or Kimmel, but I can promise you this, if you don’t watch Conan at night then you don't have a soul and you will die at a young age due to lack of laughter in your life.
3 comments:
Hasty Generalization: Not all tall skinny guys are funny. Unless they are Conan O'Brien.
I know what I'm going to be doing with the rest of my late nights now. The threat at the end won me over!
Nice threat at the end of your topic. Scared me a bit.
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