Clothing of Superheroes Teach Children Important Lessons

Ever since the first edition of a Batman, Superman, or Spiderman comic strip came off the press into the hands of children, parents have worried over the possible negative effects of the scandalously tight clothing that these superheroes wear. Now that these role models are on the big screen, the concern is even greater. I will prove, however, that this concern is unnecessary. The tight clothes show off the superheroes' muscles, and thereby promote exercise and healthy living. This tight clothing, therefore, has a positive influence on our children. If the superheroes were fat and flabby and still wore their spandex, then this would downright inappropriate. The life lesson here is that if you look good in spandex, then you should definitely wear it, and in the process you might save the world.