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If you ask any of my neighbors, roommates, friends, family they would say that I make the best chicken in the whole world. No one is able to spice it up like I can. I would definitely call myself a professional chicken cooker. I make it every night because it is what I can make the very best and every one around me knows it. That is why you should take my word for it that chicken is so much better than fish and other red meats, and if you had one opportunity to try my chicken you would be completely convinced. The texture of every kind of fish is so mushy, squishy and soggy, making all fish absolutely horrific. Red meat is all so red and rare, or dry and tough making it feel like you are taking a bite directly out of a cow. My chicken is amazing and it has been proven from those around me, therefore making all chicken everywhere the best type of meat ever hatched, gutted plucked and processed. Not only does it taste good but if you eat chicken, especially mine, you are bound to loose weight, because I did. You have to cook it properly, avoiding any sort of frying, but if you do so you will see guaranteed improvement. I changed my diet from other types of meats to chicken and I lost 2 dress sizes. Now what American does not want to loose two dress sizes? Isn’t that why many of us work out so hard at the gym, simply to loose weight? Well if you eat chicken and not fish you are bound to first of all enjoy your meal, be satisfied for the rest of the day because it is a wonderful source of protein and look in the mirror pleased with your new and improved, wonderful figure.

Basically we should all just become chickatarians and eat only chicken because it is the very best. If you eat don’t your going to either get fat, or maybe even attract mad cow disease from other red meats. I don’t have any idea how I started on this topic, I was cooking for my roommates and they told me to write about chicken. So there you have it, fallacies all about chicken.