This election year is a dreary one. With a republic front runner who is everything but conservative we are left in a sticky situation. After watching CNN at least four times a week for the past four months I can say that we, as conservatives, can’t afford to vote for McCain. First of all he is a bald, ill-tempered, disloyal man, who is practically on his death bed. Looking at his “better half” is enough to make anyone not vote for him. Not only does it bring us to reminisce about his many unsuccessful marriages but it reconfirms in our mind that he is a kaniving old man looking only for someone to make him look good. If anything Cindy ages him centuries, but hey, as long as he’s got a hottie. In fact she was so hot that he cheated on his first wife with her. Apparently his first wife suffered bad injuries in a car accident, gained weight, and that was the end of it. You can imagine all the good morals he will be bringing into the White House, “if it get’s top fat or ugly, get rid of it.” What it comes down to is if you’re overweight or ugly then you are not going to want to vote for this man. There is no way that your voice will be heard. If you’re not fat or overweight you’re still not going to want to vote for this man.
If McCain gets put into office then he will bring his “ideals” of the family with him. When we as Americans see that McCain has not valued his marriages then we will do the same. People will make their only qualification for a wife be, “as long as she is a hottie and her father is rich then I am in.” Rich hot people, as we can see from Hollywood, have no potential, let alone brains. Soon America will be filled with brainless hotties. Anyone who ever had the power to think will have died off seeing that they have no one to share their seed with. When other countries see this they will begin to take advantage of this great country. The hotties, of course, will allow this and soon enough we will be controlled by some communist country. Don’t vote for McCain or you will be doomed
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This was a lot of fun to read. It is full of humor and jabs and very interesting. Slippery slops was prevalent throughout, especially that if we vote for mccain we will be taken over by communists and doomed.
You shouldnt vote for McCain because he's bald, false analogy. Good job.
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