Basketball is obviously the best sport ever created! One look at intramural sports at BYU clearly shows how much better basketball is than other sports. There are by far more students that play basketball than any other sport. Famous basketball players are ten times cooler than any other sport and make tons more money. Everyone knows that there is no game as popular as basketball.
Black people are the best at sports and they know more than anyone else about athletics because there are more of them in professional sports than any other race. Over 80% of NBA players are black. They know that basketball is better than every other sport and are training from childhood to “make it big” in the NBA. Blacks are best at sports and they choose to play basketball over other sports, it must be a sign that basketball is better than other sports.
The only people that play sports other than basketball are meat heads. For example, football is made up of steroid pumping drop outs that’s only redeeming value is that they can bench press 400 pounds. Unless you want to be a loser, you’ll play basketball, because it is the sport of skilled athletes; everyone else has to find a lesser sport. Since all others are uncoordinated and awkward they have to resort to drug use to make their sport exciting. I mean with such widespread use of performance enhancing drugs it’s no wonder sports are different today than they were twenty years ago. Almost every week we hear repots of another pro football or baseball player suspected of cheating. If other sports were really better than basketball, they wouldn’t resort to drugs.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
"Basketball players are the coolest" is a great use of hasty generalization. good job.
You smeared this article with the "hasty generalization' fallacy hands down. Fairly effective I might add.
Post a Comment