I would like to argue that I should have won with my red herring dance moves because first "everybody" was laughing, and if everybody was laughing that means everyone liked it, which makes it popular. by Popular vote I should have won. and believe me Using the skit from Mad TV "Look what i can do" is a no lose situation, everyone loves Mad TV, and those who don't are unAmerican.
The second reason why I should have won the sudden death fallacy argument is because the Judges were biased, except one that saw the light. but the other two I hear are anti television and anything funny. They also don't like BYU and would rather go to UVSC. surely they had no business judging with those chinks in their armor.
The third reason why I should have won I'll tell you but first I'd like to point out why the other guy shouldn't have won because he didn't move like me, he only could threaten me, which didn't even work because i don't really remember actually what he did.
The fourth reason why I should have won is because I am an Eagle Scout which shows how smart and dedicated I am to everything that is important. My credentials are outstanding.
the fifth reason for why I should have won is... becuase voting for me to win shows that you are Patriotic, all people that think I should have won the argument are patriotic, You're Patriotic aren't you??? If you're not we'll kick all of you out of class!!!
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Eagle Scouts definitely know what is going on, they are always prepared, way to use false authority.
Poisoning the well - judges were biased and anti-funny.
Nice Red Herring fallacy. Oh, and you should have won. You got robbed man, you got robbed.
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