BYU should invest in heated sidewalks. One day my friend slipped on ice and cracked her head open on one of the paths of the icy BYU sidewalks. If BYU doesn’t get heated sidewalks we will all slip and crack our heads open. If BYU is willing to heat their buildings, then why not their sidewalks? Just as our seats and rooms shouldn’t be icy, neither should our paths! All the other private universities in snowy areas have plans to invest in heated sidewalks, BYU should not be left behind or it will be made to look as a cold, harsh place. As a BYU student I have seen many occasions where BYU could be seen as a cold, harsh university. THIS MUST BE STOPPED! As the daughter of a heated sidewalk installer I have seen the blessings of heated sidewalks, it warms souls and it warms soles. It can save you from an icy death. Lastly, remember that if you don’t install some heated sidewalks at BYU, I will bring you to the iciest sidewalk, tie you up, and leave you to freeze. Now, how does that sound?
Friday, February 22, 2008
install heated sidewalks or die.. they warm your sole!
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Bandwagon. Do other Universities really have plans to heat their sidewalks? That's kind of cool!
Tying up a person and leaving them to freeze was a very clear threat at the end.
I like how this can both warm souls and soles haha. Good job. The threat at the end was a very good way to finish it off.
The large font is definitely overpowering.
Good job!
Hasty Generalization
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