Why you should hate the French.

Having been to France one time in my life I am considered an expert on French culture and I know how bad the French really are. While I was visiting France, my family went to Versailles and had the most arrogant and rudest person as our tour guide. We couldn’t understand him because he had an “outrageous accent” (said in an outrageous French accent) and he would never repeat what he said. Because of this experience I have come to realize that French people are a bunch of jerks and nobody should like them. You can’t understand what they say because of their thick accents and they will never repeat what they are saying. Another problem I ran into while I was in France was that I got food poisoning because of the food I ate from a restaurant. I will always tell people to never go to that restaurant because if they do go to it they will get sick, just like I did. If you like French people, you are going to want to learn French and then you will want to go to France. Because you go to France, you will have to eat the food there and you will get sick. There is no way to overcome this dilemma, unless you never go to France. Everyone hates the French so it is ok for you to hate the French as well. In conclusion, France sucks!