Friday, February 22, 2008
Policemen Are Pigs
The past weekend I was pulled over for speeding and had to pay 232 dollars for my ticket. Highway patrolmen are inconsiderate and only thinking of their ego and writing enough tickets for that day. I am very careful when speeding and have never crashed so I know it is alright for me to speed. I have been speeding every since I got my license so I am very trained in the art of speeding. If another highway patrolmen pulls me over I am going to tell them a thing or two and make sure they know how I feel. The other day I watched a policemen in the parking lot sitting in his car drinking soda and doing nothing for over two hours. Everyone knows they really are lazy. If we do not limit police with how much power they have over us they will start controlling us more and more with their tickets they give out and in the near future they will be making millions and the rest of the world will be in poverty.
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I like your false authority, "I have been speeding ever since I got my license so I am very trained in the art of speeding." I love this. I didn't know speeding was an art-way to make doing something illegal seem like an ordinary act!
I agree with you that police are PIGS! I call them that everytime I see one...I have never been treated with any respect whatsoever...but not just speeding everything.
Threaten: you said that if we don’t put limits on how much power policemen have, then they’ll control us even more - Good job
I like your threat that you will tell the pigs a thing or two the next time you get pulled over. Let me know how that goes over.
The sense that the police will continue to have more and more control is a "slippery slope."
It almost seemed like the "red herring" fallacy when you talked about your skills with driving instead of why he pulled you over.
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